Showing posts with label #12. Show all posts
Showing posts with label #12. Show all posts

Sunday, July 12, 2009

updating the amazing

OK, So I'm at 27... Let's see if I can remember all these men...

#19: I've worked with him a couple of times. #19 is a sexy Puerto Rican Lifeguard. We work together a lot, and it's become a regular flirting thing. Also, we're talking about hitting a park together when we both have off.

The other day, I was on a Deep Rotation (I originally typed Depp rotation, dOH!) and directly in front of me was my Girl Blondie, whom I love deeply, behind me was #19, which was fun, and behind him was #5, who spent the entire time that I was at Reef Dispatch and he was at Reef Exit staring at me rather than watching his water. I think #19 noticed, because once I was at Reef Float (the rotation had gone through, QED #19 was at Dispatch, and #5 was Reef Guard) he kept on calling for my attention and flirting with me. I got a group of 20 guests to splash him, which freakin' rocked. Also on that stand, #12 came by to say hi.

#20 was the Operations CM at DHS the other day. We talked a little, cause I was there alone, and he gave me a Fastpass to Toy Story Midway Mania, which otherwise has like an hour wait, so it rocked! I got my flirt on AND got a Fastpass out of the deal.

#21 and #22 were also at DHS. I used to work with them both, and they were all excited to see me (I stopped by to say hey to people I knew in the area) #21 begged me to come work with him, and told me how great I look, and that he didn't even recognize me (as he said that, his eyes were on my, uh, Eyes) and #22 stopped working to ask how I was, why I hadn't come by earlier, and told me that I looked REALLY good. Yeah, 1 and 2 were out.

#23 is a Photopass guy at work. He has promised me dinner and a movie for whenever I ask. We only ever see each other in the park, tho, so I haven't had a chance to actually give him my number.

#24 is the friend of a friend. Actually, the Friend of the FiB (Brown) of one of my Girls. (Brown being the one who wanted me to compete swing dancing with him. apparently vs #24) So the three of us went over to the Boardwalk to dance at the Atlantic Dance Hall, I was supposed to dance with both, and they'd see who was better between the two of them. Little did we realize that ADH is closed on Mondays. So we turned literally 180 degrees and instead walked into Jellyrolls, the Piano Bar on the Boardwalk (named after Jellyroll Morton, who, my sister felt inclined to inform me, was very syphilis (sp?) ridden. There! A random factoid for the day) and spent the night drinking instead. There was some general good natured flirting through the night, I made them buy me my drinks, especially after they both started drinking my KoolAide and then Brown spilled it. #24 was annoyed when Brown decided to come along to walk me to my car. After hanging out for a while talking at my car, Brown finally walked away, and I made out with #24 for a bit. After I was on my way home, I got a call asking if I wanted to continue hanging out somewhere. I turned them down in favor of some sleep.

#25 was a guy at Lollicup on my birthday. Flirting over Lollicup is the way to go!

Ahh, then there were #26 and #27. When we first got to Jellyrolls last night for my birthday, it was just me and Giggles. Two girls at the bar is perfect! We were quickly approached by a couple of guys and were hitting it off great, we just about had them wrapped around our fingers when one of my old friends showed up with a crew of people and scared them off. I was annoyed, but at least I got some flirting in.

OH! When I was at Jellyrolls with Brown and #24, #7 showed up with some of the girls from work and sat down next to me. Serious Testosterone Poisoning ensued in all three men, and by the end of the night, Brown was ready to throw #7 off the Boardwalk.

On a more serious note. After a lot of thinking today about my attempting(ed) friendship with #5, I've decided that for my own sanity, I can't do it. So I have cut off from him as much as I can. I can't cut completely because we do work together, and our jobs really center on good communication. It's gonna really suck, but I can't keep on trying to be his friend when I'm still head over heels in love with him. It just doesn't work. But I am going to talk to #12 about trying to keep us from being near each other in rotation or on break together. #12 will be understanding and keep it low profile.

My Love, Miss You All back in UT

Friday, June 19, 2009

so much Amazing, so little time to Blog it all!

so, I'm quickly learning that I kinda fail at the whole blogging thing. There are worse things to fail at.

So... what number did I leave off at? #11!

I really really fail, cause I can't remember who #11 was

I remember #12 though! #12 is one of my coordinators at work, and he's a sweet guy. #12 was playfully flirting with me earlier in the day of the amazing turtle hunt. The thought of the turtle hunt still makes me smile. That was the day after I had talked to #5 and he doesn't want me back, which really hardcore depressed me, so the amazing turtle hunt and flirting really really helped.

I actually met #13 fairly early in getting into town, and we'd talked a couple times, but it'd all been just friendly. THEN I saw him while walking across the apartment complex to get mail, and after talking for a bit, I was walking away when he called my name, and once I'd turned around he deliberately gave me the up-down-up, made eye contact and gave me the WDW Lifeguard hand sign for "You're Good/Waters Clear/Looks Good". I simply returned the sign with a smile of my own and walked away, but it brought me joy.

#14: #14 is from Ireland. gr baby gr. He's rather yummy and delicious. and working on becoming a Tampa Firefighter. He and I were having a good time while working the bottom of the family raft ride together. I spent the day bumping him (he was next on the rotation) and then played Water Polo with him tonight)

#15 was a guest. And it made me really kinda confused. So I was guarding at the bottom of one of the slides. It's a deep stand so I was just wearing my swimsuit and hippack, when a gentleman (who's family, aka wife, was nearby) who'd just come down the slide started walking up the stairs directly in front of me. I smiled and asked him how he was doing, and he said he was doing well, how was I? I told him I was doing good, thank you. THEN as he walked by he said "You're LOOKING really good". I was kinda speechless.

Yesterday was #16! We were closed due to lightning for a lot of the afternoon, but finally managed to reopen about 30 minutes before we had to close for the day, and I was in Satan's Playground. Also stationed in Satan's Playground was #16 (a cute asian guy from NY). There was no one in the park (not really no one, I think we had about 6 families; the point is there was no one in the Playground). We were both already soaked from the rain, but #16 starts trying to hit the slide operator with one of the water canons in the area, but was failing. He didn't notice that I was approaching one of the other water canons... until I absolutely soaked him with it. This dissolved into a full blown water fight, and some kids came into the area, so I had them splashing him too. After things had (I thought) calmed down a bit, I made the mistake of walking too close to him, and he dumped an entire 2 gallon water cooler FULL of water over my head. (Think Gatorade dumping after a football game). I gave #16 a ride home from Water Polo today, he's sweet.

#17 was a guest today who was teasing me because I had to jump in to save a kid (who it turned out was not actually in need of help, he was simply tired, and yelling HELP! for kicks), and he was saying that if I'd wanted to get wet, he could have helped me out.

I un-fail! #11 is another of those perpetual flirts whom I have known for forever and whom I work with. He was also my deep water trainer. We spent the day flirting and reviewing information I already knew. A few days ago he offered to help me get all wet and sweaty. and last tuesday when I was playing alone in the park he was impressed with me being "Miss Independent".

I really want to tell all about my amazing day at work, but I'm SO TIRED

so I'll tell you about A Day in the Life another time. For now, I'm exhausted, good night!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

More coming soon -- I swear!!

So tired....

I've been working so much lately, but finally have some time off. I ran a whole bunch of errands today, then took some time for myself at my second most favoritest place on WDW property. I less than three dolphins. The man count is at 13, I'll tell you all about them in my bigger post tomorrow.

This is about the amazing things that I have seen or encountered in the last few days.

While out shopping today (Mom's birthday is Thursday) I saw a book that at some point I need to read... "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies". How amazing is that?! It's the story of Pride and Prejudice, written like the original was -- all wordy and literary and English McEnglish Majory -- which makes it all the cooler, only it has zombies, and cannibalism, and other awesomeness. It brought me serious amounts of joy, and I want to read it hard core.

Also while out shopping today, I discovered that the next book in my trashy vampire novel series (my little guilty pleasure) has come out in paper back. YAY!

I'm throwing a slumber party, in like, 2 weeks. AMAZING!

QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST AMAZING THING FROM THE LAST WEEK:
While I was lifeguarding the catch pool to C'n'G at TL, a snapping turtle decided to go for a swim. Which is kinda awesome in and of itself, if it weren't for the fact that there were guests splashing in the pool, and coming down the slides, and yes, snapping turtles DO snap, and seem to like to go for the toes. Which I suppose is better than going for the jugular... ANYWAY, we had to have a Coordinator (#12, again, I'll tell you soon) come over to try to catch the turtle in a net and get the big guy away from the chlorinated water, and all the guests. #12 spent fifteen minutes like, CHASING the turtle with a net that had a like, 12 foot handle, and it was AMAZING!!!!!!!


I got an umbrella for $1. It is... Green. AMAZING.

I got a new saying from one of my other halves: Snark the Hell Of ______ (insert name, him, her, or you)

I saw Jimmy Buffett!

Amazing examples of my klutziness. (I officially give you permission to laugh)

Somehow, while getting dressed for work last week, I pulled my calf muscle, hard core.

While walking in the wave pool at work, I popped my knee out so bad that it hurt days later.

The Amazing Key Tales:

I accidentally locked myself out of both my apartment and car just before my thing with #5 on Saturday.

I then, 24 hours later, lost my car key while diving for lost articles at C'n'G, and didn't realize it until I got to my car and couldn't get in. Giggles and I went to go get it, and one of our other coworkers came along. It took the teamwork of all three of us to get the key out of the catch pool without having to get in. It was classic!

Summer of Amazing Men update coming soon, but for now, it's 2:20 am. Good Night

P.S.: Try snarking now!