More coming soon -- I swear!!

So tired....

I've been working so much lately, but finally have some time off. I ran a whole bunch of errands today, then took some time for myself at my second most favoritest place on WDW property. I less than three dolphins. The man count is at 13, I'll tell you all about them in my bigger post tomorrow.

This is about the amazing things that I have seen or encountered in the last few days.

While out shopping today (Mom's birthday is Thursday) I saw a book that at some point I need to read... "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies". How amazing is that?! It's the story of Pride and Prejudice, written like the original was -- all wordy and literary and English McEnglish Majory -- which makes it all the cooler, only it has zombies, and cannibalism, and other awesomeness. It brought me serious amounts of joy, and I want to read it hard core.

Also while out shopping today, I discovered that the next book in my trashy vampire novel series (my little guilty pleasure) has come out in paper back. YAY!

I'm throwing a slumber party, in like, 2 weeks. AMAZING!

QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST AMAZING THING FROM THE LAST WEEK:
While I was lifeguarding the catch pool to C'n'G at TL, a snapping turtle decided to go for a swim. Which is kinda awesome in and of itself, if it weren't for the fact that there were guests splashing in the pool, and coming down the slides, and yes, snapping turtles DO snap, and seem to like to go for the toes. Which I suppose is better than going for the jugular... ANYWAY, we had to have a Coordinator (#12, again, I'll tell you soon) come over to try to catch the turtle in a net and get the big guy away from the chlorinated water, and all the guests. #12 spent fifteen minutes like, CHASING the turtle with a net that had a like, 12 foot handle, and it was AMAZING!!!!!!!

I got an umbrella for $1. It is... Green. AMAZING.

I got a new saying from one of my other halves: Snark the Hell Of ______ (insert name, him, her, or you)

I saw Jimmy Buffett!

Amazing examples of my klutziness. (I officially give you permission to laugh)

Somehow, while getting dressed for work last week, I pulled my calf muscle, hard core.

While walking in the wave pool at work, I popped my knee out so bad that it hurt days later.

The Amazing Key Tales:

I accidentally locked myself out of both my apartment and car just before my thing with #5 on Saturday.

I then, 24 hours later, lost my car key while diving for lost articles at C'n'G, and didn't realize it until I got to my car and couldn't get in. Giggles and I went to go get it, and one of our other coworkers came along. It took the teamwork of all three of us to get the key out of the catch pool without having to get in. It was classic!

Summer of Amazing Men update coming soon, but for now, it's 2:20 am. Good Night

P.S.: Try snarking now!